Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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