Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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