idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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