Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
why is half of my head shaved?
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