its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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