# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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