Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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