I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just had sex on a roof
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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