I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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