how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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