The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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