I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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