If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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