We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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