Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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