I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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