All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize