just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize