I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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