Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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