WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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