so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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