I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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