So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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