he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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