fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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