I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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