i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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