so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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