You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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