do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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