"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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