Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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