i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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