Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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