That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
handjob tips. give me some.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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