is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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