How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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