Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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