She just used a chaser for red wine.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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