Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
why do cheetos always look like penises
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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