I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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