he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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