Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I love having hate sex.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Randomize
