dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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