with your own penis?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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