your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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