I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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