There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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