i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I love black thongs
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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