do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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