Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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