Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Randomize