She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
